You Know You're Getting Older When ...

"The AARP is turning radio programmer and concert promoter, sponsoring shows by the likes of Rod Stewart and other faves of the baby boomer generation, in an effort to counteract the music industry’s focus on the 18-34 demographic."

Here are some suggestions for revising their hits with new lyrics. They include:

Herman's Hermits--- Mrs.. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker

Ringo Starr--- I Get By With a Little Help From Depends

The Bee Gees--- How Can You Mend a Broken Hip

Bobby Darin--- Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash

Roberta Flack--- The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face

.Johnny Nash--- I Can't See Clearly Now

Paul Simon--- Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver

The Commodores--- Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom

Marvin Gaye--- Heard It Through the Grape Nuts

Procol Harem--- A Whiter Shade of Hair

Leo Sayer--- You Make Me Feel Like Napping

The Temptations--- Papa's Got a Kidney Stone

Abba--- Denture Queen

Tony Orlando--- Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall

Helen Reddy--- I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore

Leslie Gore--- It's My Procedure, and I'll Cry If I Want To

Willie Nelson--- On the Commode Again!